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stuff up

to mess up/ screw up/ not do something correctly.

past tense: stuffed up

"i stuffed up again"
How did you stuff up with your girlfriend now?
by Rachel Z February 4, 2007
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stuff

The word that can substitute everything. Very often used by peoples, is usually used for something you don't know what its called, can be sexual
Do you want to come over to y house tonight and do fun stuff?
Fine lets go and do stuff!

His stuff was so small!!
by katy explains December 10, 2013
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The White Stuff.

1. The stuff in the middle of an Oreo.
2. Man Juice.
3. Coke.
1. I love the white stuff, baby, in the middle of an Oreo!
2. ...And then I sprayed my white stuff all over her face!
3. Gimme another hit of that white stuff, man.
by Kristof88 July 15, 2004
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can I have your stuff?

A common quip on MMOG, usually used in response to someone (the "quitter") childishly denouncing the game in a overdramatic fashion, especially if the "quitter" is claiming that they are going to move on to the next big thing in MMO's.

This generally means: Thanks for sharing, as if we care whether you play the game or not. Your post was a waste of space, and you probably are as well. Without you, the world is a better place.
Drama Queen: "Man, this game sucks; nerfing my class like this is a slap in the face. Good thing that <insert new game> will be out soon, see you there."

Other poster: "can I have your stuff?
by Jayabalard July 13, 2006
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Blow stuff up

to Blow stuff up.

An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.

Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha

Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.

Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
by J Westeezy July 6, 2008
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stuffaluffagus

The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.
Fuck, her pussy was so wide, I tried the stuffaluffagus.
by AN0SEater December 24, 2020
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