Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

Strump

Strump: When your having your morning stretch, and a fart slips out (aka - trump, English slang for Fart)

This is very difficult to achieve. When you stretch, your body becomes tight,
making very hard to pass gas. Very skilled accomplishment.

Woman: Aaahhhh, that felt good
Man: Did you just... STRUMP?
(the man was amazed at her abilities)

by Nelson's December 10, 2008

skrumpshis

saying that someone looks very good sexy and that u want to holla at them

ay girl u look skrumpshis

by mainor January 6, 2009

Scrumpshis

A person who is just so amazing and you just cant get enough of them. Also you are very horny around them.

A person who has a nice squeezable Ass and Boobs

"Damn she has that scrumpshis ass ;)"

"My girlfriend is so scrumpshis!"

by 123ThisGuy June 12, 2012

Gronald Strumpf

Gronald Strumpf is the president of the United States. He is easily characterized by his orange skin and ability to make half the country scream with one tweet.

With one tweet Gronald Strumpf can throw so much shit into the air, the media and left don't realize the other shit he's doing on the ground OR how orange he is!

by SlurpaDurpa August 9, 2020

strumpet

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011