stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

Streaming

A midwestern term mainly used to talk about exes who tell people yo buisness, or when a ho' feel antsy and want to tell people your personal buisness, and or snitch on you. :)

Dude I was drunk at the party Saturady and I kissed Marissa, She streaming to the whole school.

I stole her Ipod and Max went STREAMING to the principal. He gonna get his ass beat!

by Journalismkidd January 27, 2009

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

stroking out

Slowly giving up.

“Miles, are you stroking out?”

by Okay, December 9, 2018