stroke

some one bullshitting you,not being compleatly honest

that guy says he got a hot car? dude! he's stroking you! he got a moped!

by rixx May 15, 2005

stroke

N: Used to describe a person who hasn't a clue. Metaphor for not even being worth the entire act of masterbation, only a small part therof.

"Buddy is asking out my x-girlfriend"
"He's such a stroke"

by Bart Smartly April 26, 2004

stroke

when your brain goes dumb and can't process.

I had a stroke reading that.

by ChinnyChin01 January 28, 2020

stroke

when someone has a stroke while typing

person 1: hey man how's ur night going?

person 2: its pretty gooerijgjf;oeihfijehfuyernifurhbfjrhjkefgjehfjirheiferifvrefkjnrfrnfkefnkfnkvnfkjvnkfnvkjfnjvnfrnvorjhfoerjkfklerjwlkfjrfoihj2gjfirngvhrvufhrkvjrihjfklwmqdlkw,skwms.qpkewkofrbvnoewkdnvbutgjvocwjdciuegyfyueinrfhyurfjierndnewjidnewjndehjbjewndejhwbfhuendhefbhejnhdhuebfiendkjed

person 1: are you having a stroke?!?!?!?11/!/?

by whywhyWHYY September 28, 2019

stroke

intercourse, have sex,

D: me and that girl went home and stroked

by D5 January 29, 2003

stroke

An individual who comes to a casino, especially to a craps table and makes bets that have the primary purpose of confusing the dealers and slowing down the pace of the game.

"That jerkoff who wanted to buy the 5 and 9 for $24 each and then press both to a $38 buy on each and put the change on the hard 8 was a real stroke."

by T Pimp February 16, 2006

stroke

person who sits closest to the coxswain; a person who exemplifies retardedness; an ignorant individual

Dude, quit acting like a stroke.

by jeffrodesiac August 12, 2003