yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.

Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.

by MisFit27 July 24, 2017

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.

"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 26, 2023

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

stronging it

Someone strutting about with there chests out staring people down, generally trying to be the alpha male. Basically a complete twat.

I bumped into this bloke the other day by mistake. I said sorry, but he just stared at me. He was really stronging it. What a complete wanker.

by Marty B September 26, 2005

Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010