Straight Strommed

Straight strommed: The act of getting screwed over, or dating a nasty skanky blue waffled married women for way too long. Then allowing her children to call you daddy!

Tom realized he had been straight strommed when Tara told him she was pregnant and had herpies.

by The Gooder Sanctuary July 14, 2010

Strom Thurmond

A sex act. to perform a Strom Thurmond is to double fist someone, then spread your arms as hard as you can. It is called the Strom Thurmond because of his support for segregation: after you tear a man or woman in half by doing this their two halves are "seperate but equal"

"I was just trying to get a little kinky, but I accidently gave my boyfriend a Strom Thurmond and now I'm on trial for murder!"

by mylz February 22, 2008

Strömongo

SWE: Random idiot that shows up for no reason and is seriously retarded

- Who the hell was that moron
- Some strömongo

by RebelApe May 16, 2006

Strombone

A loose or adulterous man.
Male version of strumpet.

The way he puts himself about, he'll get a reputation as a strombone.

by Dr Tim May 4, 2005

Stromsoe

word for a pickled herring, originating from the Norwegian village of Tromsoe.

god i'm starving, pass me the stromsoe

by Skeet mcgeet January 10, 2012

stromered

1.) a filibuster to prevent something meaningful from taking place.

2.) an unexpected emcompasing of ones time against his or her will

3.) an unexpected and inescapable rodgering of the mind.

4.) a plan or manouver that is macguiver-esque in the beginning, Saw IV- like in the end.

"I was trying to talk to some chick last night & my boy Stromered me so hard. Shit."

by The grand. July 11, 2014

Stromae

Genius

"OMG I can´t belive you invented a Water Machine Creator of Life, you are a Stromae"
"A what?"

"Stromae, a genius, haven´t you heard of him?, he is a magnificent musician"

by Everythingmatters December 27, 2017