stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

Stooging

When you shit and cum at same time.

I was on the toilet last night masturbating and I ended up stooging so hard.

Me and my girl love stooging at the same time

by Not Farku May 21, 2021

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

Strogging

The act of feeding you’re desire for eating beef stroganoff after a lengthy meth amphetamine bender

Groggers was strogging hard after 6 days on the crystal pistol

by Zaccula September 20, 2023

Strogging

To console one’s self on the tail end of a week long methamphetamine bender with a hearty meal of stroganoff

Groggers really needed to go Strogging after a big week on the crystal pistol

by Zaccula September 20, 2023

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017