Straddle

A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.

I straddled her last night and it was amazing!

by PatDaddysFShack June 17, 2022

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straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022

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skriddley

That's awesome!
Skrid-lee

Person 1 "I just got a promotion!"
Person 2 "That's super Skriddley dawg"
Person 1 "thanks man!"

by Night_View1 June 29, 2023

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straddlegate

when Misha Collins straddled Jensen Ackles in front of hundreds of fans. Now that’s gay.

Did you see that straddlegate moment at that panel? That shit was gay!

by Deanzdevour.ae May 11, 2024

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Stridadled

When confused or lost sense of directions.

We’re stridadled paddy lost in the woods we’ll have to make camp.

by Maxwell Bygraves July 2, 2024

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Straddlesphere

When you want something so badly but you think you will look silly or stupid or whatever so you back down off that horse (smack)

Ex. I really wanted to tell Dave my feelings of lust but I had this strange fear of looking awkward

Straddlesphere

Therefore… I am now in the middle of being straddlesphered

I told Diana how badly my straddlesphere was going off from wanting Dave but I couldn’t bring myself to pursue him

by Xwoman487 September 25, 2024

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