Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

by wordier January 10, 2014

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

straightacle/straighticle

Really, relly straight. To be extremely hederosexual. Can also refer to your hair.

"Wow your hair is straightacle/straighticle"

"Thanks I straightned it"

by Kaitlin Davis and Olivia Palmer April 10, 2008

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

Straighties

Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.

Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community

(Boy don’t you love double standards)

Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!

by YOUR_Daily_Trigger February 2, 2021

straightinity

When you lose your straightness to a trans catgirl and become gay or bisexual.

I don't know but, she's kinda making me lose my straightinity and question my sexuality.

by oofman420xd January 8, 2021