stragler

a hoe, or a dirty ass bitch.

Dat nasty bitch is a stragler.

by Nikko February 4, 2004

gypsy strudle

Sticking your dick into a toaster until your dick discharges a yellow and red fruit looking substance.

Bob: What is up with your dick?
Johnny: Oh, me and sarah got wild fucking, and she said that to fuck her I had to hit up that gypsy strudle.

by WordMan44 February 21, 2011

straddleworthy

Sexually desirable. Intended for use by women to describe men. Especially me LOL! I was delighted to see that no-one coined this before me. Yayee!

Yeah, he's a jerk, but I'll let that go, 'cos he's toooootally straddleworthy!!

by Andy Sword January 5, 2009

Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.

Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.

by Oliver February 5, 2005

straglet

Someone who keeps it real (on the up and up) and handles their business.

Joel: Hey man, can I trust Paper?
Ismail: Shit yeah you can. Paper's a straglet!

by DarrellAgain September 11, 2013

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

cpr straddle

That is when someone straddles you like a beast in heat while administering CPR.

Wow did you see how she gave him the CPR straddle after he was found not breathing over there in the corner?

by CPR STRADDLE April 23, 2013