Texas Two Step

When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous.

A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass.

by DoSiDo Queen July 26, 2011

Ho Chi Minh Two-Step

The "Ho Chi Minh Two-Step" is to be unwell and have diarrhea, making you run to the bathroom.

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...

by buckonz November 5, 2009

two steps up from a snob

A clean way of say b***h

She's such a little two steps up from a snob.

by Celestasia May 10, 2005

my drink n my two step

To have your alchoholic drink mostly patron and be doin the two step with the drink in your hand

At the club last night it was raw as hell, i had my drink n my two step, everything was going good.

by t.scott November 4, 2007

Two steps forward, one step back

A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.

Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.

by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019

Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019

The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.

I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.

by Jon McDougal Stamerica December 15, 2008