steamy nuke

This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.

“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”

“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”

“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”

by MrSteamy May 9, 2018

Steamy Shit

When your shit is hot as fuck.

I just had a steamy shit.

by I give head for 5 shillings June 21, 2018

steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

getting steamed

This is British slang used amongst teenagers. It's a way of saying getting wasted or drunk. It just means they're going to buy some cheap alcohol and get drunk off their faces.

Chav 1 - What ya doing this weekend mate?
Chav 2 - Getting steamed at this sick party, bro. You?
Chav 1 - Safe. I'm going swimming.

by Popsicle21 October 10, 2009

polish steamboat

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor

my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat

by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016