When someone buys an iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book so that they can talk about their iphone, ipod, ipad, mac book, and look down on those poor wretched souls that don't own apple.
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With my post receiving so many likes on FaceBook, I have finally achieved STATUSfaction! I am completely STATUSfied.
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Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
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He's not racist, he's a statistacist!
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