Stansexual

being attracted to eminem and his fans(stans)

Dude(lil Wayne fan): hey we should go out sometime

Girl(Stan): I can't I'm Stansexual

by Eminem Addict January 25, 2014

satsun

A breakdown of "Saturday and Sunday" which compromises the two days of a traditional working or school weekend.

I have satsun off next week, so we can hang out then.

by Theonebman December 19, 2009

stansexual

When you're only attracted to Eminem or fellow stans.

These people are true dedicated fans/stans

Bob: What sexuality are you?
Kim: Oh I'm stansexual

by jjbreeze1234 December 7, 2013

nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

Toxic K-pop Stans

People who's only personality trait is loving k-pop. They will call you a local if you disagree with their opinions. Tend to overuse skskskskskskskssksksks. Most likely a teenage girl. Will react to any important event on Twitter with some dumb caption like "well, if only they were a stan of (insert k-pop group or k-pop member here) this wouldn't have happened sksksksks" . Will use videos of k-pop member dancing for important events also. Don't tell them you don't really like k-pop or they will freak out on you.

You: I don't really enjoy k-pop
Toxic K-Pop Stan: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT K-POP!!! YOU ARE SUCH A LOCAL 😂😂😂😂😂 SKSKSKSKSKSKS I LOVE DRAMA SKSKSKSKSKS

You: All I said was I don't enjoy k-pop.
Me: Toxic K-Pop Stans are crazy.

by Poopstain60 June 15, 2019

Levi Stans

A huge population of mostly minors simping for a 5’2 midget-man named Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan who fights giant baby humans. They have zero interest in men and love being degraded in the weirdest ways

Levi: “Come help me”
Levi Stans: “In which way DAddY????”
Levi: “...uhm”

by thatonelevisimp January 27, 2021

No Stags/No Hens

No bachelor parties/No bachelorette parties! This is a fairly reputable establishment and we don't want people taking their clothes off and/or shouting and screaming and acting like a bunch of rowdy drunk fools until the wee hours because its some person's last night in Singlesville!

No Stags/No Hens is right on the wall when you enter that Bar! Let's try the Pub across the street!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022