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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.
scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.
by weiner beaner February 12, 2008
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a static lullaby

ASL is my 3rd fav band, the guy up top needs to get a life. If you dont like a band okay, but dont go trashing them over the net. Have respect,if you were in a starting band i dont think you would like people trashing you. think about it. I saw them last Tuesday w/ AFI. They KICK SOOO MUCH ASS! My opiion, you may beg to differ. But I dont care. oh by the way hes a great screamer not a sorry one unlike you.
My music.My opion.My ears.Not yours.
by Nikki February 26, 2004
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Static electricity

Static Electricity was discovered in an incredibly large box by 4 Tax Collectors. So far, almost 3 applications have been found for it.

In the olden days it was used to drain the colour out of the world, and make everyone walk too fast.

These days however, it is mainly used for Special Effects, used in such films as The Blair Witch Project.

In 600 BC it was discovered that rubbing a piece of amber with cat fur would cause it to attract small pieces of paper. This discovery led to the invention of the first apparatus for the mass production of static electricity, in which a number of cats are attached to the rim of a rotating wheel, aligned such that their fur comes into contact with a specially shaped block of amber.

Maintenance of the device proved to be almost impossible as any engineer attempting to remove the wheel from its mountings would be instantly lacerated by the sharp claws of the highly charged cats, so the 17th century German scientist Otto von Guericke improved on the design by replacing the cats with balls of sulphur.

By this time the uses for static electricity were growing in number and variety, and maintaining the supply of cats and sulphur presented great problems. A method of storing and transporting static electricity was clearly needed.

Early attempts to use cardboard boxes for this job proved unreliable and dangerous, as the electricity would leak from the bottom of the box and cause contamination of the ground. This proved especially problematic for sheep farmers as the escaped electricity would cause the sheeps' wool to stand on end. Any slight breeze would pick up the sheep and carry them for miles, much like a dandelion seed.

Enter the Dutch physicist Pieter van Musschenbroek who hit upon the revolutionary idea of storing the electricity in a bottle. This proved much more reliable because a simple cork could be used to prevent the electricity from spilling out. His invention was titled the Leyden jar because nobody could remember how to spell "van Musschenbroek".
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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static2k

A gathering of actual homosexuals. Features include public baths, showering, and male body exposion.
If you go to Static2k on a regular basis, you problably have an STD or AIDs.
by A hater October 19, 2003
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Static Toast

a random saying that is awsome! it definds something that is amazing, or just said by its self. also "static" by itself replaces "epic" and "decent".
by K9 JL December 16, 2010
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static swag

Swag without movement (or action). Never capitalizing on an easy situation. Early stages of swag.
The boy had static swag when he hit on his first crush.
Girl - I look so bad in this picture.
Boy - Don't put yourself down like that you really do look good.
*No response...
by A. J. Rolling January 8, 2012
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Staticautophilia

The characteristic of being sexually attracted to being stuck in traffic
My homie moved down to LA because he has a bad case of staticautophilia and the 101 gets him going every time.
by Eljacko December 22, 2018
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