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giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
mugGet the giraffe staplingmug.

wackel staple

A peculiar German Game made for children that involves a bunny and a lot of frustration.
I hate that wackel staple
by Wackelstaple February 6, 2021
mugGet the wackel staplemug.

Staple's Fallacy

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.
by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023
mugGet the Staple's Fallacymug.

Stapling

Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra
Hey man wanna come over and do some stapling after school

Ew no what the fuck
by Therealgoonin February 15, 2025
mugGet the Staplingmug.

good staple

A coherently placed corner-facing diagonal staple on the top non-dominant side far inwards within the corner while entirely proceeding through every necessary page which is stacked neatly corner-to-corner from vertically-dominant smallest to biggest size.
That was a really good staple.
That was not a good staple.
A lot of people do not know how to place a good staple.
by Jgouken November 30, 2023
mugGet the good staplemug.

Stapled

Man u got stapled unlucky
by Anonionymous March 31, 2017
mugGet the Stapledmug.

mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.
Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.
by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018
mugGet the mongle staple tonedmug.

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