"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
by Real BS April 09, 2023
by 00000liiiii March 14, 2022
John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.
by Marcus Falcon March 19, 2014
by Player hater101 April 17, 2018
Stapling is the act of using a stapler to staple your urethra shut and to piss, cum and possibly blood to seep out of your stapled shut urethra
by Therealgoonin February 16, 2025
The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.
by THE Stapler-er August 06, 2023