Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.

Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.

by Stormro April 3, 2015

stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

by Ank April 20, 2005

Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006

staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)

Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005

staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.

"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Stapleface

1.Adj: To be well known by many people from many places.2. To be the friend that connects a group together.

John: "Yes we met through Dee, she's such a stapleface around campus."

Scott: "Oh, so thats how you and Jenny met."

by St.Crispin September 1, 2010