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Stapling

The male equivalent to scissoring when two males simultaneously are inserting their penises into each others anus.
Bro I was so drunk last night that Chad and I ended up stapling eachother.
by THE Stapler-er August 5, 2023
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staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
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A day where you and your friends go out and staple bread to trees. the day is june 29th
hey it’s june 29th

Omg it’s National Staple Bread to Tree day
by graeme Cock June 24, 2022
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alfie staples

by Monday 15th June June 20, 2022
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Summer Staples

Summer Staples is a massive simp for her partner and Wilbur Soot.
friend: Hey have you met Summer Staples
me: yeah they are a simp
by 00000liiiii March 13, 2022
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staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.
We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!
by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011
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Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.
Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook
by Gobnugget September 11, 2019
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