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facebook skank

Someone with an incredible amount of friends, predominantly members of the opposite sex.
I just noticed Ashley has 2500 friends and 90% of them are guys, what a facebook skank!
by Vijay Love September 5, 2011
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Facebook-one-night-stand

When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.
Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"

Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"

Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"

Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"
by TheyCallMeJosh September 21, 2010
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Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
by Anthony J H November 6, 2007
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The Facebook Stalk

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.
Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
by ownthesky April 24, 2010
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two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces
Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy
by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014
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reverse facebook stalk

When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011
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