Standoff

noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.

"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."

by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009

mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

by Jerktart July 31, 2011

standmaxxing

"standmaxxing" is the act of standing at any possible moment rather than sitting or laying down, to strengthen the bones & muscles, while also maximize calorie burning and weightloss.

(at the family dinner)
mom: derrek, why are you standing while eating, please sit down.
derrek: sorry mom, no can do, im standmaxxing!
dad: derrek you know I love you but you really have to start talking to women

by jadkrin August 16, 2022

French Standoff

A French Standoff is when you are in a conflict, and everyone gives up.

"Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."

by Agrijag December 6, 2011

Portland Standoff

When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.

Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"

Hipster #2: "Man, that's so awkward."

by sketchmeister December 7, 2012

Canadian Standoff

When you are too nice to someone, and the other person is also too nice, so nothing gets done, because you are both being way too polite

I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...

by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017

Mexican Standoff

When everyone is waiting for everyone else to make a move.

Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.

by wiseman11 March 24, 2009