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Shpend

A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.
Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?

Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
by best man ever April 24, 2011
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spend a penny

To urinate in a shop's sanitation facilities, which origianlly cost a penny.
What if I don't have a penny? Do I just piss my pants?
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Spencer Buckley

A useless animal, so useless his parents don't even want him.
by potato sniffer 3000 October 16, 2019
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Spend the night at the Zoo

Guy 1: Hey so how are you and your girl going?

Guy 2: I'm Finally going to Spend the night at the Zoo!

Guy 1: That's my boy! Finna get it in!
by Sodafizz April 9, 2011
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Southside Serpents

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
by MelonBed April 26, 2019
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Spencer

The best boyfriend you will ever have. He's nice,smart,athletic,and very loyal. He knows how to make a girl smile. He is very understanding.
Woah is that Spencer?
by Alexis Malin February 24, 2017
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Marks and Spencer

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".
Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?
by errata July 10, 2007
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