riding the seam

when a girl rubs herself on the seam of her trousers or jeans to feel sexual arousal.

in a boring maths class

by kate December 22, 2004

screaming, crying, throwing up

A phrase used to express ones strong emotions, negative or positive, in reaction to something.

OR

Louis tomlinson when Lana del rey won’t let him take her child

Lana del rey: Louis for the last time you can not keep kidnapping my daughter
Louis Tomlinson: SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP *literally*

by taylana<3 January 8, 2023

screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

Split Seam

Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.

Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010