squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

Squishalicious

1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment

guy : "Dude, this fat dead guy is so Squishalicious! watch what happens when i poke him with a stick!"

other guy : "AWESOME"

by Kelli B is me October 9, 2008

Squish Bug

someone/something who apparently talks shit without you knowing about it.

yo check it you over here talking shit like a squish bug.

by GuessWhatThisDick August 24, 2011

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

Squishy Nuns

When your balls are squishy like a nun’s titties.

Girl, guess who got them squishy nuns.

Aye baby, lemme suck on those squishy nuns.

by CupKaykke May 11, 2018

squashetti

Spaghetti dinner made with squash.

“Tonight we are having squashetti for dinner.”

by Squashetti February 17, 2020

Squishmallow

The name of a line of a plushie series.
Owned by Kelly Toys

'I got squishmallows.'
'Dude what the fuck i have a whole entire pit of them that's 2 feet deep'
'Are you okay'

by beesnur May 22, 2021