squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

Squirtilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.

At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.

by das bouk! July 28, 2016

Squiddling

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.

Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!

by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

squiblings

The Squiblings are four siblings that are awesome, squishy and fucking odd. They all have completely different personalities individually but when they are together, their in sync amazingness can be mistaken for one almighty being. The Squiblings use their own secret language to communicate feelings that the English language has no words for.

Person A: "Look at those four squishy siblings having the good times over there."

Person B: "I can't understand a thing they are saying."

Person A: "No one ever does or ever will. They are the Squiblings"

Person B: "Ok."

by Floobpoob November 1, 2017

squidlin

the delicateable part of calamari that can be used in various food dishes.. otherwise known as the tenticles

yo pass me dem squidlins girl!

by some chica August 24, 2006