squib

The hydrated form of the crusts in your eye upon waking up. The professional/ less embarrassing way to refer to an eye booger.

"Do I have a squib in my eye?"
"Are there any squibs?" *points to eyes*

by squidmaster5001 January 11, 2023

Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023

Squib

Pheonix C

Pheonix C Is A Squib

by T_Turtle8 October 13, 2022

Squib

(Sounds like squeeb) Slang for fireworks

Wow look at those squibs

by Livelylife December 16, 2021

Squib

THE HOLINESS OF EVERYTHING EVER EXISTING

squib is all. squib is nothing

by Squid Ink Cookie February 13, 2022

Squib

A thick, liquid discharge from the anus during peak arousal. With practice, one can aim the trajectory. It is NOT fecal matter.

"Yeah Cindy, you know how girls can squirt? It's like that, but out of your asshole. It's a squib."

"In a stunning act of athleticism, he completely a full back handspring. While mid-air, he squibbed directly into Zach's eyes."

by Mahoser July 23, 2025

damp squib

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

by big match terry May 17, 2025