Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy April 01, 2018

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 06, 2011

squash bucket

a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.

He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.

by SB'o9 March 16, 2009

Tough Squash

Too bad-when something really bad happens, say this to tell them to bad suck it up, but in a comical form. Used by Josh Nicols in Drake and Josh.

Average Guy: Dude, i heard your dog died, and you were disowned.

Tough Squashed man: Yes.

Average Guy: Tough Squash

by Hhkgfl May 13, 2010

hubbard squash

when a woman has wrinkly titties.

did you see Miss Johnson?
She was raking her lawn and i saw a little bit a hubbard squash.

by Dr. winifred bonaparte October 30, 2009

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 21, 2008