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goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.
Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.
by elle_bow July 27, 2010
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squasheded

when u put a hat on and it flattens ur hair!
take your hat of or your hair will be squisheded
by anon September 27, 2003
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bi-squasher

a person who stands in a supermarket for about 10 minutes trying to decide what squash to buy.
Dude: you've been there for 15 minutes now!

dudette: yeah i'm still trying to decide

dude: you're such a bi-squasher
by mansdudekah July 4, 2008
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SquashDick

When ur girls says “ooh daddy more squashdick!”
Ooh daddy more squashdick!”
by Willllly November 26, 2018
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squashedorgans

ayo my parnter is squashedorgans POG?
by flameboi72 June 24, 2021
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squashee

something that
a) should be squashed
b) was squashed
c) is being squashed
d) sounds squishy
e) a mongoose
Dinshu was our squashee!!!
by nottobar March 9, 2004
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squished ass

A feeling of incredible bodily discomfort in a cramped place.
We were squished ass during the car ride to Palm Springs.
by EpicBird July 17, 2011
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