Spud

Someone who can't fucking aim!

Teammate 1: *Sarcastic* Nice shot idiot
Teammate 2: STFU you spud! You literally missed that shot at point-blank Range

by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019

Spud

Spud; a phrase commonly used to insult someone younger and less experienced than you, it can also be used to insult yourself. When the phrase spud is used it can be seen as either casual banter or an extreme insult that may cause the recipient to cry or receive traumatic flashbacks. Spud is an all rounder insult, it can be used to say someone is inexperienced or annoying. When referring to yourself as a spud it can mean you feel or have done something stupid or did an act of cringiness.

Synonyms are: noob, fuck head, stupid, cringy, annoying, rookie, uncultured

"You look like such a spud with that hat on."

"I felt like such a spud the other day when I played mine craft."

"Ugh, I'm such a spud. I got a D on my math test"

"John, you're such a spud at fortnite."

by Milfredodoeswords June 22, 2018

SPUD

Someone that breaks gym code. An individual that doesnt have to proper drive and intensity for maximum Gains!

Greg wore flip flops to the gym again.

What a F*ckin SPUD!

by Cole180 March 18, 2019

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Spud

Slang for a retarded person

Charles is a little spud

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Spud

(v) to destroy someone in an online game
Origin is from the player named Spud who uses his name when attacking someone.

Hoss: Oi Spud, you attacking that invading player?
Me: Yeah, imma spud him hard this time

by Byokugen March 11, 2019

Spud

The smalliest boy in a group. Can be used to refer to any of your short piers. Originating from Spud Webb.

"I'm too short to go on that ride."

"Let the big boys get on, Spud!"

by NeighborhoodEXCLUsive May 27, 2008