jerry springer

another name for an ecstasy pill

we gettin on the jerry springer's tonight or what?

yeah for sure its gonna be a goooood night hehehehe

by sweetdude69 January 10, 2010

Springer Dinger

Is an Australian man who jumps out from the brush to sexually assault a kangaroo.

Oi! That Bogan there is some springer dinger using that Eucalyptus tree as cover so he could sack that beauty of a kangaroo.

by The man how hates pleather. May 15, 2015

Springer

When you shit yourself because you are so drunk.

Oh man, that didn't feel right. I think i just pulled a springer.

by John "Grover Fresh $" January 2, 2006

sproinger

It is when you take your dick tuck it inside of your self when it's limp and push your legs together to hold it inside. Then start walking and open your legs so it goes SPROING!!! (Usually done by little children)

I was bored one day so I tucked in my penis and watched it go sproinger.

by a richard February 3, 2008

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011

Jerry Springer World

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others

Good back to your Jerry Springer World and stay out of my life

by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004