spooderman

a red and blue boi.

i saw spooderman banging MJ.

by your local mcdonalds November 6, 2019

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

spoofer

A liar, or an idiot if they believe their own nonsense.

Someone who presents a false image of themselves.

Eamon: I have yet to be convinced Ronaldo is world class.

John: He's already scored 18 goals this season...

Eamon: He's a spoofer and will be found out against quality opposition.

John: You're the spooder, Eamon.

idiot liar Eamon Dunphy

by thee glitz November 7, 2015

spooze

to ejaculate or sperm/cum. also a universal werd for actions...one can be a "spoozer" as well

you spooze you lose, you got spooze all over this magazine, what are you doing? spoozin/chillin/nothin/rockin... i made this word in 1997 fact.

by Nathan Wi-kid March 30, 2008

Snoozer

A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.

We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.

by WordSwain July 27, 2010

Snoozer

A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.

M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.

by mStills April 3, 2009

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009