Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019

Browser Snooping

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history in order to find traces of pornography.

Mother: Have you watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have to go browser snooping to find out!

by BingGoogle January 5, 2011

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

The Swooping Eagle

When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.

I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.

The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo

by CAMPERL33T August 25, 2017

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Stooping

Post covid economic term given to street scavenging for household goods. See also freeganism

People throw out perfectly good stuff and neighbors can pick them up off the street. It’s basically what people have always done, but now it’s on Instagram.

"I picked up this cute table whilst stooping in Queens"

"Darling, let's upload these kid's books to @stoopingNYC then we will have space for more plants"

"I found this great console table on an insta stooping page, it's going to make a great bar."

"Stooping items in the neighborhood saved me thousands of dollars when furnishing my apartment."

by Floss and Chardonnay September 14, 2021