The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.
Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
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Get the Sploofer mug.A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
Get the Splinter Cell mug.When your friend has to sneak off when no one is looking, because he is too ashamed to say he's going to hang out with his lame ass grilfriend.
Cody: Hey Doug, where did Matt go?
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
Doug: I don't know man. I heard him in the hall earlier while I was taking a dump, but when i came out he was gone.
Cody: He probaly went to go see Sara, and just did not want to tell you. Dude, you got splinter celled!
by jjooeerr May 16, 2006
Get the splinter cell mug.A cross between a slut and a looter - like a gold digger, only more in the moment (i.e. social situations, bars) as opposed to long term (i.e. marriage). A slooter provides 1st and 2nd base sexual favors in exchange for drinks at the bar or other such expenditures.
by Thee Falcon July 14, 2010
Get the Slooter mug.This is a definition that in compasses a wide range of "slutty" activities. These girls are not even bangable by the fattest dork in the world. These girls are so buttfaced that they should join the circus.However still find their way to get banged when these girls get guys so drunk that they don't realize that they are about to get busy with a donkeyfaced gorilla looking hoe.
" Jared did u hook up with that slooter agian?"
" you should go to the clinic i think that slooter has herpes."
" that melissa girl was a slooter"
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" that melissa girl was a slooter"
by Daniel Cohen July 22, 2006
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