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slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).
Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.
by Babodie November 10, 2008
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Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.
by Dann131 October 21, 2011
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Sloffing

ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sloffed.
We went sloffing today during fourth period.
I sloffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sloffing.
by Samisaretard July 6, 2011
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Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.
It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.
by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010
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spoofing

A guessing game where each person holds zero to three coins in one hand behind his back. The person who guesses closest to the actual total among all in the group drops out. Last person remaining buys the sodas.
We were spoofing, and Bob lost again! That's three times this week.
by Scrivener July 5, 2006
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SloopingjohnB

A guy who licks shit out of another guys ass <esp sailors>
That Rodrigues man! He was with Paulos last night man! SloopingjohnB!
by Yeah Right July 18, 2003
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Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.
"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."
by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006
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