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Spanning Out

1. To hold your arms out as if you are quite possibly holding the world up while looking to the sky signifying what a complete and total boss you are.
2. Letting everyone know that you are in control and they are simply toys in the game your playing.
Did you see those three guys at Spinnaker's spanning out?
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with them.
by TheSalvation May 15, 2010
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[splacking]

verb getting "some" (some meaning sex)
Yo did you hear?
hear wat?
That i was splacking the buns!
by jazzyyefffbaybehh July 7, 2008
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snaining

That horrible combination of rain that is not quite snow...but soon will be.
Basically, it's airborne precipitation that fluctuates mid-drop, and can't seem to make up its mind whether it's rain...or snow...
(This word was created by Stephanie Tyler, of Eaton Township, Ohio.)
"Be careful driving tonight, dear--it's snaining!"
by Diana Tyler February 28, 2005
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Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
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Spainting

Spanking a male midget in a thong with a wet towel.
I was bored one day, in a room full of midget strippers and decided to go on a spainting rampage!
by ZnivekZannaira May 9, 2011
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clam splashing

Better go get a tarp Sean, some slick mamas are clam splashing in the side hall.
by Jehovahs Wetness March 1, 2017
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