Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

by cberry March 3, 2014

Pumpkin spice latte

Literally the whitest product on earth

Sharrisa:OMG Jessica have you tried this pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino cold brew acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic. Jessica:Yasss bit** ive tried the pumpkin spice latte frappuchino cappuchino acai blessed berry macchioto with cinnamon toast crunch and garlic but I added a side of donkey shi* and hazelnut spread on butter! In sync:YASSSSS

by WhiteVanMan489 July 27, 2019

Bikini spider

unruly hairs poking out of the edge of bikini bottoms

Hey check out her bikini spiders!

by Agent 86 May 5, 2005

Spider-pussy

Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.

Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?

Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.

Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.

by chilli-mac November 25, 2014

rock spider

A term used to refer to a paedophile. In common usage within correctional facilities. Derived from the analogy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. Crass and vulgar, I know, but there it is.

"That fucking rock spider had it coming!" (When used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

Spicemare

A nightmare caused by eating extremely spicy food before bed. Often accompanied by feverish, sweaty sleep full of tossing and turning.

Cuisines that commonly cause spicemares include Indian, Thai, Caribbean and Creole.

Dude #1: Holy fuck, man. I had the craziest spicemares last night from that extra spicy tikka masala.
Dude #2: Yeah, and I bet you shat lava all morning, too.

by DangerDorn September 2, 2013

Spider Bitch

A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.

Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch

by Baron The Great October 27, 2020