bromo sapiens

the individual in a group of 'bros' who is considered the most intelligent or wise. this bro has aided his fellow bros in numerous adverse situations, usually evading police or rival bros. the wit and cunning of the bromo sapiens has been instrumental in picking up chicks.

"sapiens" is Latin for "wise" or "knowing". while an equally legitimate term, bromo sapiens is a reference to "homo sapiens", which is the scientific name of the human species.

Despite being absolutely hammered, Jim, the bromo sapiens of the bunch, was able to successfully navigate through the city with only slight injuries to a few pedestrians.

*with sarcasm*
(after accidentally discharging an illegal handgun kept in his pants) Dude #1: fuck!

Dude #2: wow, nice work, bromo sapiens. that's even worse than Plaxico Burress, for fuck sake!

by Orgetorix May 2, 2010

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

the spins

What happens when you combine the effects of liquor and kush. Everything spins around with increasing intensity, often causing intense vomiting shortly thereafter, which usually results in the unlucky fellow passing out with his head on the toilet bowl.

Standing up seems to help get rid of them, and drinking cold water helps too, because it wards off dehydration.

Oh yeah, and whatever you do, do NOT drink or smoke more.

I smoked 3 blunts and did 8 shots of tequila, but then I got the spins really bad and passed out in the bathroom.

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... May 9, 2011

man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

by Ebonii March 14, 2008

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan.

I fear Robyn is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by ToewsRJ July 28, 2014

Spenser's Luck

Spenser's Luck is an unbelievable river card in poker.

"I can't believe you got that straight on the river! You have Spenser's Luck!"

by Christopher Trilling December 19, 2007