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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Airing Out The Sphincter

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."
by djandym January 2, 2015
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sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013
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Sphinctivore

Similar to the terms "carnivore" and "herbivore", a sphinctivore is someone who eats ass.
Tommy had his girlfriend Lily over when suddenly he begins to get hungry. He flips her over and begins performing analingus on her. Since ass is a regular part of Tommy's diet, he is most definitely a sphinctivore.
by BlueSlurpee February 1, 2018
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spinted

Person 1: Oh my god John is such a spinted
Person 2: ooohh my god i know right!!
by crackhead53 March 25, 2021
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sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'
"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."
by 4tw March 28, 2008
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sphincter pinch

sphincter pinch where you shove one finger in the vagina and one in the bum and try and touch the fingers together
that sphincter pinch felt good
by kierzistheman December 20, 2008
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