speeding bus

don't stand in front of one of these

if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man

by tim pen June 1, 2005

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.

"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."

by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007

Spooching

The act of having ones sack stuck to their leg or slerg. To spooch.

I just ran a marathon today and man am I spooching it up!

by grantsky September 30, 2008

skeething

to have a hidden agenda when it comes to finding out information but not wanting to be obvious about it.

"my friend Shlaura and Bills have been hanging out a lot lately"- Person A
"huh. maybe I will ask Bills to hang out this weekend"-Person B
"don't be so skeething"-Person A

by freckles9999999999999999999 February 13, 2010

speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.

that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!

by ur mom March 18, 2005

speechist

Any person who is against another who speaks a language other than their own.

Lily said, "It's very speechist of you to think everyone in America should speak English."

by Irishtalker1991 December 7, 2013

cykill speeding

The act of riding a bicycle down a steep hill or grade with no chain or brakes. It's the thrill of speeding down a grade or hill with no brakes and the challenge to come to a safe stop at the bottom of the hill or grade. Not crashing is the challenge!

Johnny broke his left arm after crashing while cykill speeding on eldon hill.

by cnh4ever December 17, 2008