A site crafted by god himself. I personally get off to it about 4 times a day, and that's about average. /r/spacedicks is a subreddit of Reddit, and will turn all flaccid penis's into hard erected bull penis in approximately 1.4 seconds.
I use to be a normal functioning member of society, then I visited a little site called /r/spacedicks, now I'm a faget... FAGET!!!
by I fell February 6, 2014
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"yeah i cheated on you!"
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boyfriend: "You saw someone else? well where were you last night?"
girlfriend: "with him..."
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Get slayed, bitch
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