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Spangle

The feeling or state of pure sadness. To be but not feel. Usually felt in an office environment. In some regions spangle is know as a spiritual place where if one goes they can never return and have to live in eternal pain and sadness. The Deity of spangle is know as Spanglejuice Don´t say his name more than three times... for further reference refer to Bob Sagget stand up material of the late 1990´s.
hey ted how you doing?
You know just in spangle life is hard.

Spanglejuice ruled over spangle he never said much but his presence was felt through out all of spangle.
by Tad Jansen August 15, 2018
mugGet the Spanglemug.

Spangled

Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house
by Doc96 June 25, 2021
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Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024
mugGet the Cock Spangled Canklemug.

Spangle

by SocioKat November 3, 2020
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Spangles

A nickname meaning “a high energy friend”
Friend 1: “where’d you get the name Spangles from?”
Friend 2: “it means a high energy friend.”
Friend 1: “ohhh, that describes you perfectly.”
Friend 2: “yeah, I know idiot... that’s why it’s my nickname.”
by Spangles March 9, 2021
mugGet the Spanglesmug.

Spangle

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.
I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.
by S_perma May 19, 2025
mugGet the Spanglemug.

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"
by dexinasuit March 28, 2024
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