Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.
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To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.
Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!
by Frainslug February 20, 2006
Get the southern engineer mug.Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
Get the Southern Beat-Down mug.A conservative think tank in Salt Lake City dedicated to adding value to Utah by promoting Full Quiver Theology (FQT).
FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.
FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.
FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.
Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.
Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.
Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
FQT encourages heterosexual parents to fill their quivers with many children. A standard quiver holds six children, but a seventh child can inserted if the other six are packed efficiently. A modular TurboQuiver allows parents to expand standard quivers to hold even larger numbers of children.
FQT envisions men building their own homes instead of relying on licensed contractors or renting facilities from others, especially homos.
FQT celebrates men, possessors of the fundamental unit of society, being married to women and vice versa.
Cities are envisioned to be nurturers of natural families. Unnatural, synthetic and artificial families (ie homos) will be resettled in the unincorporated county.
Large families are prefered, but since family size depends on age of the female, allowances are made for young homemakers. Schedule (FQT-1040EZ) outlines the acceptable child-bearing schedule and is available at the Institute's website.
Protection of the natural family is the first responsibility of local government. If, after protecting natural families, resources are left over and if government has the time and inclination, unnatural families may also receive protection, but this is optional.
by Lt. Col (ret) Moroni, Upstate Nephite Army April 25, 2006
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by rocketnerd November 12, 2011
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Dude, I went down on a chick the other night, and i might as well have been in a 80's porn; I had to navigate the Southern Hemisbeard in order to taste the nectar of the gods.
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