Snowboarding

Plowing Older Women or Men that have grey or white hair

I was snowboarding someone this weekend an it was great

by Dragön January 27, 2020

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

Snowboarding

A sexual act where a girl gives a guy a blowjob and doesn't spit or swallow but instead gives it back to him via a kiss.

"Man she was snowboarding me least night. I didn't know what to do."

by ems4635 May 7, 2021

Snowboarding

Using cocaine, speed, and other stimulants, that are in a white powder form together.

Dude we did some snowboarding on the party last night and it was lit!

by Doncidino September 12, 2022

snowboard assassin

Guy or girl really good at snowboarding

At the bottom of the trail we were overtaken by a snowboard assassin.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 2, 2015