Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.

I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!

by No_Bacon May 15, 2019

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.

I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.

by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018

Snark Page

Reddit snark pages, or "snark subs," are subreddits dedicated to critical, often humorous, and sometimes mean-spirited discussions about individuals.

A:Have you see the Kim K snark page?

B:Yeah it would suck being her

by Slaytastic March 8, 2024

Snark

Another word for bitch.

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror

by Jawks man January 31, 2018

dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.

Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”

by Flanders292 May 3, 2018

SNARK

A canine that is a mix of Doberman, Rotteweiler, Pit Bull, (and maybe Boxer, Bloodhound and Pointer)

Damn, Snark just jumped up on the couch and stomped my nuts, then Snarked me in the face!!!

by Snark Master December 3, 2010