snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.

Ow! That hurt!

by jeff tang November 21, 2003

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

Water sporting

Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.

Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.

by Cursed genes November 1, 2011

sportingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

Hope everything is going along sportingly.

by Cindy & Jarred June 11, 2007