a smidge of midgets

a grouping of midgets (more than two in one physical/geographical place). An alternative to (a ponder of midgets).

I was out at the bar and in walked a smidge of midgets.

by azalea May 13, 2005

Snodge

The excess foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

My snodge covers the entire head of my knob.

by Cali Khaos April 20, 2014

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

slodged

1. The act of being stuck in anal, oral, or vaginal sex.

Dan, I got slodged last night while I was fucking Kastyn.

by bmax256 May 15, 2014

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020

Dinky Smidge

a tiny drop of water that falls on your glasses/ sunglasses,and its really annoying cuz it gets in the way of your vision.

Crap! I've got a dinky smidge, i need to wipe it off.

by tortillas January 14, 2008