bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

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pirate smile

- transitive verb (Synonym - a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble)
1 : A pirate's smile is a smile that will make you do anything. You know you're gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you're gonna do it anyway.

2 : A smile that causes a person to do something just for the adventure or adrenalin rush with abandon (with abandon - 1 : An action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.)

3 : It's a smile that says, "I'm a nice person, but don't mess with me because I can be nasty if I have to."

When Angelica Teach flashed Captain Jack Sparrow her classic pirate smile across the room, he knew without even knowing her plan of escape that he was in it all the way, with abandon, for yet another great adventure.

by mjollnir59 February 15, 2015

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crack a smile

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.

You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.

by Equal crack September 5, 2015

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Steffi-sized

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.

Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized

by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015

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