Shitten

A sheep kitten also known as a shat

I just got a new shitten!

by Shitten February 23, 2020

kyle shittenhoused

1. A play on the name Kyle Rittenhouse and the term Shithoused.

2. Getting so drunk you do some crazy shit like mobbing across state lines with an AR-15, completely horned up offensively just wanting to cause havoc.

Man I got so Kyle Shittenhoused last night that after the bar I fell asleep in the drive thru at jack in the box and the guy working the window had to wake me up…… didn’t get a DUI though.

by Mike Ballzitch December 29, 2022

Shitten

When a person wraps copious amounts of toilet paper around their hands in order to keep their hands/fingers clear of doo-doo they have made a shitten.
Derived from the former shit-mitten.

It was horrible when I was assaulted by my careless turdburglar co-worker because my pants were down and I was wearing one brown shitten.

by MagdalenaOriginal August 5, 2009

smitting

When you are hitting on a smurf

Paul Sheppard in his gimp suit and pimp stick is smitting on papa smurf

by Roger934 November 13, 2009

shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005

shitten

To ruin, spoil, sabotage, make annoying or generally increase how shitty something is.

"Wow, that presentation really sucked."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."

by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 12, 2010

smitening

When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!

Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....

by no.name November 17, 2004