slowie

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

Sofie

a know all moo cow, that likes to ditch old good friends for new slack ones, often seen driving a loaf of bread,

that girl did a sofie on me.

by emma_12345 October 17, 2008

Sofie

a dumb skank that enjoys cock in the mouth and fingers her butthole to transiberian orchestra. looks like an elf as well.

Can you please stop lubing yourself up in public Sofie?

by pooopeyes July 19, 2010

slowie

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

by Erin silva July 26, 2006

Sofie

A girl who is madly in luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

omg they are sofie-ing * kissing*

by ah.coco November 1, 2020

slomie

A slow homie

'What took you so long slomie?'

by big zunkie March 17, 2010

Ann Sofie

Ann Sofie is Oliver’s perfect match

“Omg there’s Ann Sofie” “omg you mean Oliver’s perfect match”

by Miklas_oliver_busk April 17, 2020