Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger 

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger by robert1120 December 17, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

CSS slinger

Someone who codes CSS (cascading style sheets) either professionally or as a hobby.

It is not uncommon for a CSS slinger to see the world in CSS code. For instance, a CSS slinger might see a red stop sign as ".stopsign { background: #ff000; color: #fff; }"

"I'm a CSS slinger by trade."

CSS slinger by zenworm January 6, 2009

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger by x January 22, 2003

Purple-headed yogurt slinger 

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

Purple-headed yogurt slinger by Jeff February 25, 2004

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

Purple-Headed yogart slinger by Shithead June 18, 2006

Florida Swamp Slinger 

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

Florida Swamp Slinger by thatonebro March 28, 2011