shoe douche

a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.

Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."

Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."

by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011

shoe model

A stripper, b/c the only thing they're wearing is shoes!

Let's go tip some shoe models!

by Suzi S January 17, 2006

shoe sledding

Show Sleading is when you decide to be a complete and utter moron (like us) and decided to grab onto the bumper of a car as it goes down a icy street and hold your body up with your feet/shoes. If you use milk shoes you tend to go slightly smoother.

Derek: Hey guys, lets go shoe sleeding.
Kody: Hell Yeah!
Matt: Fuck No, last time you guys knocked me off into that truck.

by Matt and Kody and Derek January 13, 2005

shoebuck

Specific unnecessary information that must be stated before mentioning a subject, person, or event.

Guy 1: My friend who is gay by the way has those exact playing cards.

Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!

by Pumpkinghost October 31, 2020

Shoe itchy

Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny

“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”

by MisakiiChan March 15, 2021

The shoe is on the floor!

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.

Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008

Flaming Shoe

Throwing a stray shoe found on the street at a moving car which later turns out to be a undercover cop.

-How did she get a ticket last night?
-She pulled a flaming shoe man!!

by lkdasjflkajsd November 1, 2010