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sleeping on the couch

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up
by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014
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Rent seeking

The rapacious usurpation of working class prosperity, promoting conditions of endless toil towards pre-forfeited gains
Rent seeking behavior by banks, investors and landlords is the fundamental engine of perpetual wealth disparity.

This is what landlords do when they reach into workers pockets instead of do work themselves. This is what bankers do when they take fees that compound the cost of consumption. This is what gig economy companies do when they extract value by circumventing labor laws and keeping the difference for themselves that should have paid operational costs, pensions, healthcare and payroll taxes.

Rent seeking is among the lowest forms of livelihood.

Stop rent seeking and create your own wealth.
by Deeeez_nuts May 31, 2019
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poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.
"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"
by Grande John July 21, 2006
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Let sleeping dogs lie.

-Prov: Don't be a trouble maker ,let the fuck alone it's gunna beget trouble.
-To not talk about things which have caused problems in the past, or to not try to change a situation because you might cause problems.
Jill: Should I ask the boss if he's upset at my coming in late in the mornings?
Jane: If he hasn't said anything about it, just let sleeping dogs lie. I thought I would ask Jill if she wanted me to pay her back right away, but then I decided to let sleeping dogs lie.
by aCh79 August 3, 2011
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sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men
John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave
by Ray Orta November 7, 2006
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Sleeping soldier

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.
by tomtomm89 December 27, 2010
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Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases
He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang
by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019
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